Keep the Trump products coming …

Add another business to the long list of Donald Trump ventures that have either failed, are doomed to fail or are in court over because they failed and were fraudulent.

If Trump Steaks and Trump Vodka gave you a slight sensation in your pants, then let us introduce you to the new product from DJ Trump, the Donald Trump Dog Poop Bags. 

The beautifully crafted blue poop bags let the world know you mean business when picking up poop. And at $4.99 a roll, why wait?

But what are we doing telling you how great they are when DJ Trump can tell us in his own words: 

See folks, what's to lose? Pick up poop and make friends with this glorious product.