By now you're probably well aware of what a "Freudian slip" is — a screw-up in speech, thought or action that reveals some bit of truth about you at awkward moments.
Like when you tell the waiter you'd like a "craft breast" on a Tinder date that only spirals out of control from there.
A similar scenario happened recently when a mother named Jen tried to make "1" birthday cookies for her daughter having her first birthday. While looking at them, her husband JT felt like they looked a little odd and took to social media to confirm his suspicions.
My wife made 1 cookies in preparation for my son's 1st birthday party next month. I don't think they look like 1s. pic.twitter.com/RIO8idf29o
— JT (5-3) (@Jaberuski) May 29, 2017
Even though Jen doesn't feel like they do, tens of thousands on Twitter reacted in much the same way as JT — those 1s look like dicks.
The reactions are maybe something the two can keep out of the baby book for right now. And as for Jen … awkward …