If you've ever experienced the crushing defeat of your favorite band's music videos not applying to your gender category, alt-J is here to put those dark days behind you. They've just released two brand-new, gender-specific, NSFW videos for their single "Every Other Freckle." And for that, we're very thankful, because let's just say that there are butts running in slow motion in both of the videos, and it's unspeakably freeing to decide which butts we're going to be salivating for the next three-ish minutes (hint: both.)

If you've ever experienced the crushing defeat of your favorite band's music videos not applying to your gender category, alt-J is here to put those dark days behind you. They've just released two brand-new, gender-specific, NSFW videos for their single "Every Other Freckle." And for that, we're very thankful, because let's just say that there are butts running in slow motion in both of the videos, and it's unspeakably freeing to decide which butts we're going to be salivating for the next three-ish minutes (hint: both.)

Both videos were directed by Olivier Groulx, and depict visual interpretations of singer Joe Newman's bizarre, hyper-sexual lyrics like “I’m gonna bed into you like a cat beds into a beanbag.” They're nearly identical except for that one has frolicking girl-butt, and the other has frolicking boy-butt. Perhaps the similarity alludes to the fact that men and women are like, 99% the same except for in physical appearance (usually … thanks Thai lady-boys), and that we should focus on our mutual interests like boning and pizza instead of our differences. Maybe we're over-analyzing it, but either way, it's a fantastic representation of primal instincts and … butts.

Here's the girl-butt ….

… and the boy-butt.

"Every Other Freckle" is one of many great singles on alt-J's upcoming album This Is All Yours, which drops September 22. Check them out October 28th at the Fillmore.