It sounds super awesome — just as long as you don't think about it too hard …
So if it's one thing high school boys love, it's porn. And in the midst of their feverish wanking, boys around the country have no doubt imagined taking a porn star to prom — and then after being congratulated by the whole school, they drive off in a limo to have crazy porno sex.
It sounds great, but when you stop and think about it, it's pretty sad. This exact situation just might play out for a high schooler in Texas.
This is a potentially real screenshot from a high school boy who reached out to Alura Jenson, a 38-year-old porn start that's been in the industry for about six years. Here's a photo of her in a lab coat, but we're not really sure if she's a doctor.
So instead of asking someone your own age, going out to Red Lobster with all her annoying friends and having a embarrassingly awkward evening, you're basically bringing a middle-aged woman with giant plastic tits, known far and wide for having sex with men for money.
And we're not passing judgment on her line of work, but rather the fact that she's not in high school anymore. She's a grown adult with a job. And while all your little high school friends might think it's the coolest thing, you're basically exploiting the career she's built for herself to bring yourself attention (and to try to fuck her).
What do you have in common? What do you talk about over dinner? She's more than old enough to be your mother, and it might be difficult to admit your mom and her have more in common than you two do.
So just imagine if a high school girl decided to bring a middle-aged male porn star to prom … pretty gross, right? And if something doesn't pass the "gender switch gross-out test," then it might just be actually gross.
Anyway, here are some photos of her, and you can mentally transport yourself to the age of 18 and make the decision on your own. Would you have traded the awkward, confusing make-out session at the end of prom for a night with a mother of two?
Yeah, we take it back. Big boobs short-circuit any male's brain, and only a fool would give up the chance to take her to prom. Nevermind. Good luck dude!
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