When we clicked on this video, we thought the concept was kind of cool, but as soon as images began to flash across the screen, it became apparent that we wouldn't be getting much advice. These people are more G-Rated than Hillary and Bill Clinton's bedroom.

When we clicked on this video, we thought the concept was kind of cool, but as soon as images began to flash across the screen, it became apparent that we wouldn't be getting much advice. These people are more G-Rated than Hillary and Bill Clinton's bedroom.

… And then we started thinking, do we even want relationship advice from a porn star?

But by that time, they started to let words come out. "Communicate!," they advised. "Try something new!"

What is this, TV Guide's ill-conceived sex column for AARP members?

"Love yourself before you can love others!" Fuck, we've seen better advice in an airplane safety card pamphlet. Hell, "Place the mask on your face before assisting others" is much juicier than "Love thyself, sweet child" or whatever they're saying.

In any case, every one has a calling, and for these porn stars, it's still definitely porn.