I've had a lot of them, but this one took the cake and ate it too …

Experts reside everywhere.

1. What is a dry rub?
A. Something teenagers do                           
B. A gross cocktail
C. Spice mixture rubbed on meat before cooking   
D. A trendy diet
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2. True or False: Full House’s John Stamos regularly plays with The Beach Boys.
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3. The Avengers, Spider-Man, and the X-Men are all part of what company?
A. Marvel Comics                                      
B. Xbox
C. Rocky Mountain PBS                                   
D. DC Comics
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4. Thermostats in the winter (for maximum efficiency) are best left at:
A. 75 degrees                                            
B. 33 degrees
C. A stifling 80 degrees                                    
D. 68 degrees
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5. Which author created the character Pennywise?
A. J.K. Rowling                                            
B. Stephen King
C. George R. R. Martin                                   
D. John Kasich
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6. In the movie “Pulp Fiction,” what time are all the clocks stuck at?
A. 11:11                                                     
B. 9:11
C. 4:20                                                              
D. 3:03
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7. True or False: You can use water in place of antifreeze?
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8. What does Journey want you to never stop doing?
A. Partying                                                   
B. Sending Candy Crush invites
C. Believing                                                     
D. Complimenting our dapper hats
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9. Opposite sides of a 6-sided dice always add up to:
A. 5                                                              
B. 12
C. 3                                                              
D. 7

Answers:

1. C, 2. True, 3. A, 4. D, 5. B, 6. C, 7. True, 8. C, 9. D

1-3 Correc Sammy, is that you? The police told you to leave me alone, remember?

4-6 Correct: Not bad, but not … "good" … either.

7-9 Correct: Dream babe. What's your Instagram name again?