You're just coming here for the poster, we know it, you know it …

Riot Fest is horse feathers and apparently taco joint marmalade … do you really even read any of this stuff when a lineup is announced? You came for the poster and the poster only — if we had anything new to say, we'd probably say it in another post if we absolutely had to (buy tickets here). 

Without further ado, here's what you've all been waiting for and scrolled to immediately anyways: