With more microbreweries per capita than any other state, Colorado is a hard place to suck at knowing about beer. But thanks to this handy infographic, you'll never be stressed to the point of vegetative coma by a generous selection of draft beers again.

With more microbreweries per capita than any other state, Colorado is a hard place to suck at knowing about beer. If you're not a connoisseur, it's likely that you've relegated yourself to begrudgingly chugging Natty Ice or pretending to like Tecate, as your more-educated friends enjoy a delicious Dunkel and mock your ignorance with their pinkies out.

But you're better than that. You too can get drunk on Dunkel, you just need a helping hand to walk you through the diabolical underworld that is beer types. This handy infographic is that helping hand, and thanks to it, you'll never be stressed to the point of vegetative coma by the generous selection of draft beers at the Cheesecake Factory again.

Print it out, tattoo it on your forearm, memorize it word-for-word so you can deliver it in a stirring Shakespearean monologue; it doesn't matter, as long as you learn your lesson.

Infographic: The Big Green