Beer isn't exactly known for enhancing bedroom virtuosity or sheer physical sexiness, but every day it's becoming more and more clear why that is.

Beer isn't exactly known for enhancing bedroom virtuosity or sheer physical sexiness, but every day it's becoming more and more clear why that is.

As it turns out, the hops that are present in many beers (and most so in IPAs) have an extremely high phytoestrogren content. This means that the more hops you consume, the higher estrogen levels you ostensibly have in your dad bod or whatever the female equivalent of that is.

Higher phytoestrogen levels are great for a variety of things like insomnia. painkilling and menopause, but they also have a handful of less desirable effects, especially for men … effects like erectile dysfunction and a little thing called "Brewer's Drop," which refers to the enlargment and sagging of the male boob in response to high hop consumption.

Yep; hops give you tits and flop-dick.

That benefits females, but an imbalance of estrogens in men can negatively affect their performance in the bedroom, which is something we're pretty sure you don't need any more of. WELCOME TO HELL, BOYS.

Sorry to ruin your day; we know how hard you love beer, but think of it like this: All the more reason to drink the fuck out of some whiskey! Party on, saggy Wayne.