An Asian, a Mexican and a black lady are on a flight when suddenly the captain warns everyone to prepare for a crash landing. The Asian lady puts on all of her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies question her motives.
The Asian replies, “When they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first.”
The Mexican lady, not wanting to be left behind, takes off her top and bra. The other ladies question her motives.
“When they come to rescue us they will see my great tits and will take me first,” the she responds.
The black lady doesn’t want to be outdone so she takes off her pants and panties. The other ladies ask why.
The third lady replies: “Rescue teams always search for the black box first.”