Who knew thin-crust pizza had such great boob support?

Every once and a while, we stumble across a photo series that we have to drop everything and tell you about. After all, it is our God-given duty to culture you and titillate your senses (or something). Australian photographer Sarah Bahbah's portrait series "Sex and Takeout" is definitely one of these, and if you have eyes, you can tell from the title why we practically spit out our breakfast burrito in glee when we saw it.

Each Bahbah portrait features some peri-coital human specimen interacting with takeout treats, thus combining the two most wonderful things known to mankind: sex and processed fast food. Sometimes these people are eating it, other times they're touching next to it, and on rare occasion, they're even use it as a bra. Who knew thin-crust pizza had such great boob support?

Check out some of our favorites below, and follow Sarah on Instagram for more images that'll make you want to inhale a foot-long while you take one too.