There were three men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn, a question.

To the first he said, “What was your biggest sin on earth?” And the man replied, “Oh man I just love alcohol and being drunk man,” so the devil showed the man to a room full of alcohol of every type and description and put the man inside and said, “See you in 1000 years,” and locked the door.

To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied, “Oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies. I was really unfaithful to my wife man.” So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of gorgeous and beautiful, naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said, “See you in 1000 years,” and locked the door.

The third man’s answer to the question was, “Oh man I just LOVE weed. I’m high all the time mane and I can't  live without it” the devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you’ve ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door and said, “See you in 1000 years.”

1000 years later the devil came back to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man’s room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.

The devil opened the second man’s door and out the man came running and cried “I’M GAY! I’M GAY!”

Finally, the devil came to the third man’s floor and opens the door and there is the stoner, sitting in the corner shivering and sweating, his whole body shaking. He looks up at the devil and says, “Dude, you got a lighter?”