Late night lines, featuring Beyoncé and her twins …

– Trevor Noah

“Look how beautiful Beyoncé is, look how elegant she is, and as always she’s socially conscious wearing a mosquito net to raise awareness for Zika. That’s woke.” 

– Stephen Colbert

“(Beyoncé) dropped the knowledge today with this photo on Instagram, showing us her baby bump at what appears to be a very open minded Sears portrait studio.”

– Jimmy Fallon

“Thank you Beyoncé, for being pregnant with twins. I just hope you don’t forget about all the single babies.”

– Conan O’Brien

“Beyoncé and Jay Z announce they’re having twins. Twins. TWINS. Or as Beyoncé calls that: Dropping two singles.”