Finally a chance to see Ted Cruz's O-face! 

The Internet loves when trendy pseudo-famous pop icons do porn. In recent years we've seen Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom, baby crazy Octomom Nadya Suleman, and MySpace famous Tila Tequila dip their toes in the world of porn. Now we can add the Ted Cruz look-alike that went viral last week after appearing on Maury to the list.

Just last Monday 21-year-old Searcy Hayes appeared on Maury to try and determine the father of her 3-month-old son. As it turned out the father of her baby was just her boyfriend, Freddie Green. Which is totally not the kind of drama we've come to expect from The Maury Show. Congrats guys, you've beaten the odds.

But the excitement of finding out that her boyfriend was the father of her child pales in comparison to what was discovered once the show aired – the fact that Searcy looks a whole lot like Ted Cruz.

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Like damn, possible relatives? We think so.

In a five minute video with Maury posted to his Facebook, Searcy talked about the rapid fame and made some statements about how she hasn't heard of Ted Cruz and didn't know that he's the current President. While ol' Lying Ted Cruz certainly isn't the President, Searcy said she would be down to take a DNA test to see if the two are related. Which is the perfect campaign opportunity for Ted Cruz. There can't be a better way to boost his polling numbers than by doing a DNA test on everyone's favorite mid-day paternity test show. Literally he would reach like 99% of his potential supporters by appearing on The Maury Show just one time. 

Now, less than a week after going viral for looking like the Texas senator that hates sex, masturbating, and dildos – Searcy Hayes has agreed to film a 6-minute porno for $10,000 with the Internet porn site Xhamster. That was quick.

In an interview with Huffington Post Searcy said she already has a lot of plans for the money like buying a truck, paying off her house, and maybe getting married. Obviously wedding bells are the natural progression of things following a Maury appearance to determine your baby's daddy and getting paid $10,000 to bang on camera.

In response to this whole event her boyfriend and baby's daddy, Freddie Green said, “It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna! I’m with a star.”

With Ted Cruz quickly falling into political oblivion this sex tape is sure to boost his appeal to undecided voters throughout the country. Though lets be honest, after Ted Cruz’s failed presidential run we're sure a video of him getting down with some dude will go public. Every person that claims to hate sex as much as Ted Cruz is for sure hiding some gay sex tape in a closet somewhere. It's only a matter of time before his comes out. In the meantime the upcoming video with his female doppelganger will have to do.

There is no word on who Searcy will film the porn with though we hope it will be a Donald Trump look-alike. That is sure to be the only way Trump can Make American Great Again and a Cruz/Trump porn would be the perfect analogy for this clusterfuck of an election season.