Remember these fresh do's for school?

Most childhoods were pretty much the same in this country. Get decked out in a few new threads days before a fresh year of school started — some flashy, most not. Then you'd get that $5 haircut from Fantastic Sam's or any other incompetent dump, and eventually try to look your best for when photos came around. Little did anyone tell us then that those images would haunt us for the rest of time …

"No, Billy. You can't have any friends this year …"


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"But mooom. Everyone does it!"


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"Robert Smith is god."


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"Jeannie, why is the damn cat in the dryer again?"


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"Can I bum a smoke?"


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"You guys got any ecstasy?"


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"Y'all don't even know hip-hop."


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"I'm going to be a veterinarian when I grow up!"


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"Julie, stop standing in front of the microwave!"


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"Woop woop!"


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"No Johnny, the kids don't talk to you because you're different …"


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"You're playing softball, Ricky, that's final."


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"Dress for the job you want Karen, a senator."


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"AHHHGM LASERSS!!"