As if you needed another reason to drop out of school or quit your job at Arby's, Waka Flocka flame is hiring a blunt-roller, who he'll pay $50K a year for. You'd better get on this.
As if you needed another reason to drop out of school or quit your job at Arby's, Waka Flocka flame is hiring a blunt-roller, who he'll pay $50K a year for. You'd better get on this.
That's more than the average salary of recent college grads, and a hell of a lot more than what you make a year on minimum wage.
He set his feelers out for the potential position on Instagram, asking users to respond using the hashtag #ICanRoll.
His inquest lead to some interesting responses, notably from Seth Rogen, who already has a job, so fuck off, Seth Rogen. Leave some for the rest of us, you millionaire bastard.
Waka Flocka responded to Seth's post, saying "Hired," but we're guessing, what, with Seth's busy schedule making out with James Franco and all, he won't have too much time to roll for Waka. So we're saying the position is effectively open.
Way to tackle unemployment, weed-loving rapper! You've done more for our fine country than 99% of politicians currently in office. Waka for president!
In other news, we're hiring a joint roller here at Rooster. The pay is minimal (zero) but the experience is priceless.
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