It’s not often we swing across brilliant feats of engineering prowess on the Internet, but when we do, it’s an invention that solves problems we didn’t know we had.

It’s not often we swing across brilliant feats of engineering prowess on the Internet, but when we do, it’s an invention that solves problems we didn’t know we had.

The Whisker Dam is a patina-dressed, copper barrier that sits on the edge of a glass or mug to keep encroaching hair-lip dry during a serious imbibe session. It never even crossed our minds before that this was even an issue, as we often just brush away the dampness with our sleeve and move forward with our lives.

Upon discovery of the Dam fine accouterment, our thoughts over the course of about 3-and-a-half minutes went as follows:

“What the unnerving happy-horsehit is this? Is this another Snuggie, or something we should have thought of first and now some asshat is making millions?” …

“Hey, that’s not bad. Foam on our whiskers is actually a problem we deal with every time we pull a frosty out of the break room kegerator.” …

“The hell … the hell did I put my wallet? Whisker Dams for everyone in the office, even the girls, by god they’ve earned it!”

To purchase the Whisker Dam head over to the WhiskerDam.com site and never again be the center of ridicule because of embarassing froth-face.