You will get nothing and like it, Kanye.
Anyone remember "The College Dropout"? Man, that was a great album. And Kanye West was just an up-and-coming rapper performing on SNL with a tiny backpack. Those were the days.
Fast-forward about ten years, and he's morphed into the world's biggest baby, generally acting like such a jackass that even Virgin Airlines is sick of his shit.
The most bullshit-stuffed comment he's made recently is how he's "$58 million in debt" despite being married to a woman that makes $1 million a day with her bullshit iPhone app.
And to help him out, someone launched a GoFundMe page to help him get out of the hole. We can't really believe it either.
From their page:
Kanye West, prolific entertainer/fashion icon/celebrity/member of the Kardashian family needs our help!
Recently, Kanye let us in on his personal struggle. He is 53 million dollars in debt and it doesn't look like he's going to get Mark Zuckerberg's help that he desperately needs. We must open our hearts and wallets for Kanye today. Sure he is personally rich and can buy furs and houses for his family, but without our help, the true genius of Kanye West can't be realized.
As Kanye West has told us time and time again he is the "greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time". Great artists need to be supported financially to achieve their full potential.
To quote Mr. West, "I am Warhol. I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney. Nike. Google. Now who's gonna be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more!"
We're pissed that people have donated around $5,000 so far, but the comments section is the real winner here:
"I would rather pepper spray my own dickhole than give him a penny.”
“I would rather give money to the westboro baptist church than this dick.”
“Taylor Swift is worth over $200 million and makes $80 million a year. Maybe you shouldn’t have been such a douchebag to her you Walmart hobo”
“Please….How about you suck the implant out of your wifes ass and auction it off…..What an Idiot”
“He can eat a big bag of dicks, I’m not giving him shit.”
“This might, literally, be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Congratulations. You’re what’s wrong with the world.”
“If one person donates one red cent, they should be punched in the face!”
“The world does not owe that no-talent ass clown a living. All he can do is chant in a monotone about banging white girls who want nothing to do with him. Get a JOB, sir. Earn your living like real men do.”
“I was looking for a fuck to give.. But it turns out I am out..”
“Maybe you can sell your testicles? Not like you should reproduce anyways.”
“Lmmfao how about you start charging bitches to stick their fingers in your booty? I ain’t giving you shit. You fkn suck.”
“lmao Karma is Bitch. I leave two farts and a burp”
“If he will fight Justin Bieber to the death, I will give $1000 to the winner.”
“I would rather smell and elephants shit from inside its asshole than give Kanye West a single solitary cent!”
“I lost my damn Neosporin. If Kanye comes to my house and finds my Neosporin, I will donate $500 to this page. This is a promise.”