It's really hard to get a high score without a girlfriend …
Man, we're fat. If only there was a way to make exercising as fuck as laying pipe … and if they could add in a way to share my sexual accomplishments with my friends on Facebook, that would be the dream ticket.
So dream no more! Thanks to BangFit, we can finally combine our love of humping, social media and video games in one fantastic place. The angels over at PornHub have really made the magic happen right here.
By creating a points-based hump-along video game based around plowing your significant other, working out can finally be fun!
So apparently, BangFit just might be a legitimate way to keep healthy, especially on the heels of learning that one minute of exercise can be just as effective as slowly working out for 45 minutes, this might be a dream we can realize.
Now if we could only last longer than about 30 seconds, we'd really be in business. And if we had a girlfriend … but apparently there's a single-player version, so we still have a chance to get fit. It might be the most despressing thing you've ever seen, but we'll be so hot afterwards.
Leave a Reply