We see genitals everywhere, but this didn't even ping our radar. Weird. 

It's a classic story: a 3-year-old's party is going great — right until someone pulls out the celebratory cake featuring adorable teddy bears with sex organs. If you had a nickel for every time this happened, right?

Here's the offending fondant:


The just look like bears to us. And we're fairly perverted folks. This did happen in England where people are pretty repressed, so that might explain it. 

The mother who bought the cake basically lost her mind over it. 

"It is completely inappropriate. The cake is supposed to be for a three-year-old girl. It is not just me who thought this, it was a talking point at the christening — everyone was commenting on it."

A representative for the bakery responded, basically asking, "What the fuck is wrong with you people?" in the nicest way possible:

"The small bear on top of the cake is exactly that — a teddy bear — and the crease on its stomach is supposed to represent the seam where the bear is sewn together. We have been making girl and boy teddies this way for 30 years and no-one has ever drawn such a bizarre, and, quite frankly, distasteful, connection."

The party, veering toward disaster, was saved just in the knick of time by a little creative frosting:

Which, somehow, is worse than before.