Good luck explaining that ‘Lilliputian Gangbang’ search to the Geek Squad.

The expansive list of things people masturbate to grows by the day. Just as quickly as we can type up a report on the latest Velociraptor gangbang phenomenon, there’s a new Pokémon role play fetish trending somewhere in the annals of the web.  However, the latest peculiar trend in online porn is the “giantess” genre. People, it seems, are masturbating vigorously to really tall, angry women. Okay, well we guess we'll just put on heels next time we have our periods …

Pornhub recently released their list of the terms that “had the most significant proportional search gains from 2014 to 2015.” The “giantess”category topped the list by a substantial margin, with a 1,091 percent gain in that one-year timespan.

In the porn, these so-called “giantesses’” are not giantesses at all; rather, they’re predominantly average-sized woman, and for the most part, there’s no exceptional Hollywood green screen magic involved. In the various scenes, these women are usually interacting with miniscule objects (rather than actual small males). These objects include miniature models of trains and action figures, who are usually male. Sometimes these little figurines are shoved into orifices, crushed underfoot, squashed by an incoming giantess’ ass, mock-eaten … we could go on and on.

Here’s some SFW smut for you to observe:

If you’re asking yourself “WWWHHHYYY,” here’s WWWHHHYYY.

“Seeing a giantess have her way with anything and everything is a combination of a woman being ultimately powerful, sexual and completely dominating all at the same time,” creator of the a website specializing in the giantess genre told Salon. Alrighty then.

But although the genre is seeing a surge in popularity now, the idea is far from new. The exceptionally low-budget ($88,000) hit film “Attack of the 50 foot Woman,” had audiences flocking to the theaters in 1958. The plot line being mediocre at best, we can only hypothesize as we attribute part of the film’s uncanny success to a similar cultural fetish, macrophilia. “Macrophilia” translates literally as “lover of size,” and we’re not talking Drake BBW …

In the same Salon article, Dr. Helen Friedman, a clinical psychologist, hypothesizes that macrophiles may be “playing out some old, unresolved psychological issue. Maybe as a child they felt overwhelmed by a dominant mother, or a sadistic mother. Maybe they were abused. This [macrophilia] is not so much a fetish as a disassociation from reality. It’s part of an internal world.”

Whereas the ever popular MILF and “pregnant” genres could be seen as a control mechanism of physically dominating these overbearing internalized mothers, this giantess fixation may be the antithesis of the former, where the male is allowed to submit to the fetishization of domination and/or belittling.

TomAto, TomatO … velociraptor gangbang, giantess apocalypse, who cares? There are, quite literally, different strokes for different folks … this one is just 47 stories high and a really expensive date.