Want to wax your handlebar mustache and listen to obscure indie bands while your girlfriend crochets pint cozys for fair-trade glassware every day? Start a brewery; all you need is a name. Don’t worry though, starting a brewery won’t tarnish your hipster cred because while you’re brewing the most sustainable, organic, vegan beer from hops you grew on your patio and barley you sourced before it was cool, you can keep your 30-rack of PBR in the back for after the conformist, yuppies leave. 

Want to wax your handlebar mustache and listen to obscure indie bands while your girlfriend crochets pint cozys for fair-trade glassware every day? Start a brewery; all you need is a name. Don’t worry though, starting a brewery won’t tarnish your hipster cred because while you’re brewing the most sustainable, organic, vegan beer from hops you grew on your patio and barley you sourced before it was cool, you can keep your 30-rack of PBR in the back for after the conformist, yuppies leave.

The last letter of your first name
A – The Unemployed
B – Farm to Table
C – The Cray Cray
D – The Ultra-Urban
E – The Flannel
F – The Bearded
G – Uptown
H – Midtown
I – The Ironic
J – Vintage
K – The Wasted
L – Green
M – Vegan
N – The Presumptuous
O – Brooklyn
P – The Obscure
Q – Apathetic
R – Esoteric
S – The Smoking
T – Artisanal
U – Independent
V – Back Alley
W – Precious
X – The Used-to-be
Y – The Hep Cat
Z – The Gentrified

The month you were born in
January – Barrel
February – Pint
March – Vinyl
April – Velocipede 
May – Moustache
June – Deck
July – Sparrow Tattoo
August – Rescue
September – Organic
October – Before It Was Cool
November – Kerouac
December – Ascot

Roll a die
1 – Brewing Company
2 – Potations Project
3 – Victual Undertaking
4 – Brewski Boutique
5 – Libation Liberation Movement
6 – Beer Project

Now, watch this video to get ideas on what to name your non-mainstream brews.