Creepy or nah?
Those crazy Europeans … what will they think of next?
There's a new, very ambitious Indiegogo project out there, and it could use some serious help.
It's called "Yoni Beer" and it's brewed with the vagina yeast of some Czech model.
And while she seems lovely, we're not quite sold on the entire project.
What the hell could vagina add to a beer? Great question. This is what they said:
The beer contains a quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.
That makes no goddamn sense. Every beer commercial since the beginning of time has tried to convince men that drinking their beer will get them laid, and drinking a vagina beer will only creep the hell out of any woman you tell. You'll go on exactly zero dates with a "real goddess," sorry.
Did you catch that last part? They'll give you an at-home kit and you can use your lady's private yeasts to make your own beer.
Umm … gross? Vaginas are lovely, and beer is great … but combining the two makes something way, way worse than either.
Currently, it's raised $11 out of its projected $150,000, so if you really want some vagina beer, you'll need to ask your friends to help out.