We put a man on the moon, but it took till 2016 for this? 

What a time to be alive. Not only do we have limitless free porn on the Internet, but now we've got the perfect way to enjoy it any time of the day. Say goodbye to getting caught flogging your bishop, because the Jerk Shirt has finally arrived. 

While you furiously beat your meat, no one will be the wiser with a fake prosthetic arm keeping your fuzzy tingle times a complete secret. 

Not a pasty white guy? You're in luck. They offer a shade for everyone.

Their press release details exactly how great it is:

NEW YORK, N.Y. (May 12, 2016) – Today, CamSoda, a leading adult entertainment webcam platform that released the first live VR experience, debuted The JerkShirt to provide undercover masturbatory pleasure. The JerkShirt features a dress shirt option with a fully functional prosthetic arm. Individual’s real hands are hidden underneath the shirt allowing undercover stimulation anytime, anywhere without the fear of getting caught in the act.
Now available for pre-order, The JerkShirt features a stain resistant splash guard, prohibiting common stains and providing easy clean up. Like any other shirt, when the user has finished, simply put it in the washer and continue to use it again and again. Additionally, upon ordering, users are able to select between light, beige, tan and dark tone options for the fully bendable prosthetic arm.
“With more and more people on their mobile devices than ever before, we wanted to provide them with a seemingly inconspicuous way to enjoy adult entertainment. Enter the JerkShirt,” said Daron Lundeen, President, Camsoda. “People no longer have to live in fear of being caught mid-jerk. Now, those who adorn themselves in a JerkShirt are able to conveniently enjoy some hand-to-gland combat under cover.”

Still no convinced? The good people at Cam Soda (a porno cam-girl site, by the way) put together a short video showing the Jerk Shirt in action. 

We're still not 100% sure this thing is real, but we're ordering a few anyway.