Our chest cavities hurt just thinking about it …

If what the Daily Mail is reporting on has any stretch of truth to it: This woman should be dead …

Lena Lupari, a 26-year-old mother of three who lives in Ireland, was recently hospitalized after being unable to lift her head out of bed with debilitating migraines, claiming she was also losing her vision. Further investigation into the cause found the obese woman had been consuming 28 cans of Red Bull a day … let’s repeat … 28 cans, full cans, not half cans, full cans … of Red Bull in one single earth day.

She pounded down more than 3,000 calories from just the drink alone, and says she was unaware of the damage she was doing until it was almost too late.

“I used to drink 28 cans of Red Bull in a day and I'd only have a meal at night,” Lupari tells the Daily Mail, ”but it would usually be something fast-food like a takeaway or a packet of pasta.”

Lupari says her three young children — one with special needs — keeps her too busy and away from making valuable life choices in her daily routine to keep up with her own health.

When drinking a 250ml Red Bull, the syrupy heart-stopper drenches human innards with 80mg of caffeine and 27g of sugar — which is fine if consumption of the drink is in moderation, maybe one or two a day (at most). But Lupari was stuck on drinking 28. A Day. Every Day.

We repeat … 28 full cans of Red Bull in one day …

She's allegedly off the junk and has already lost weight towards her goal of becoming healthier.

This staggering account of shocked repetition is been brought to you by PepsiCo*

*no just kidding …