It's hard to keep up, but that's why we're here to help.
It's challenging to keep track of what obscure body part that society will find attractive next. Just a few minutes ago, it was #thighgap: the creepy crotch window formed when a thin/emaciated woman stands with her feet together.
Some people completely lose their minds trying to look like you ride a horse around all day. But now, the sexy pendulum has swung back the other way, and there's a new sexy trend: #thighbrows. This has nothing to do with growing eyebrows above your thighs, sadly. It's the fold of thigh meat where your hips connect to your legs. Here's an example:
Thanks, American culture! You can masturbate to every single part of the woman now. It's obviously tricky to stay on top of this kind of nonsense, so we've complied a list of the next trends with the help of Slate to save you some time.
On the thighs:
#thighliner: upper-leg wrinkles
#thighbyshooting: cruising by members of the opposite sex, displaying your sexy thigh meat
#smighs: smiling with the eyes of your thighs, which are located under your thighbrows
#thigholdnavy: a space between the thighs that’s slightly cheaper than #thighgap
Elsewhere on the body:
#l00b: a freshly pierced earlobe
#uvulargesse: a well-endowed uvula
#dimplesofserena: when you have dimples of Venus, but you're the other Williams sister so it's confusing
#pitstop: the little roll of fat that pops out in front where the arm meets the shoulder.
#wenisenvy: a tragically undersized wenis
#cellulike: photogenic cellulite that racks up the Instagram hearts
#supercheek: one buttcheek that’s far larger than the other
#standardizedbreast: a chest that fits perfectly into a standard bra size
#tarantulaveins: spider veins covered in leg hair
#kneevage: fake cleavage you can create with close-up photos of your knees
#glacialhair: facial hair that grows so slowly, you forget to pluck it
#shavinggrace: the flat parts of the knee that are less likely to get nicked
#canklesores: the blisters that form where cankles rub up against boots
#knapcrack: the glimpse of butt revealed by a backpack that's making a skirt ride up
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