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Regardless of the type of person you identify yourself as, a stereotype or seven exist whether you like it or not. While most of the time we should pass them off as being an archaic point of reference, some still linger in the depths of legend and lore. Big shoes? You're the man. Black? Genetics were good to you. Short? Good luck finding a decent job.

But we needed something work-related to do while we were out wasting time away from the office, so we asked men driving big trucks whether or not that one stereotype about them is true:

Aaron, 23
Medium build, wearing a red ball cap with a white, long-sleeve button-down shirt, dark jeans and ASICS running shoes.

“The small dick thing? I don’t know. I haven’t seen very many in my life to know how mine holds up.”

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Craig, mid-20s
Around 5’7” rocking hiking boots, light pants and a grey denim jacket.

“That’s not really the question I was expecting, but I’ll play the game. I’m not sure what to say, my dick didn’t throw the Visa down when I bought the thing. You can ask my girlfriend though, that’s really not for me to judge."

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Joseph, 35
Army vet, cordial, large build with a hilarious anti-democrat sticker on his window

“No, that’s pretty fuckin’ stupid for people to think. People are bullshit though, so what do you expect?”

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Carrey, mid-20s
Driving a monstrous gas-guzzler with two American flags posted up behind it.

“Pussies can’t handle big trucks, that’s why they don’t drive them.”

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“Ed,” early-40s
Driving a black lifted Ford. Long hair. Not amused.

“You work for a magazine named Rooster and are out asking guys about their cocks?”

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Tyler, 27
Tall, sharp-chinned gentleman driving a stock Dodge with a gorgeous wife.

“Probably. But I’m always too busy showing it to her to care how big it is.”

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Pete, 50-ish
Kind of a dick about it.

“Fuck off.”