This man gave you songs to dry-hump too. What's that worth in actual dollars?
Look at that stack of bills you have lying on the table next to you right now. What do those things add up to: one, two, maybe four hundred dollars? You’re broke, but you’re nowhere near the end of salvation.
It’s nothing like where St. Louis rapper Nelly is at right now. The “Country Grammar” superstar was recently popped with a $2,412,283 lien from the federal government and an added bill of $149,511 for past state taxes, according to TMZ.
His fans are having none of it, though. The growing social movement #SaveNelly is looking to hook him up like he hooked all of us up in our formative years. As it stands, SPIN found that in order to pay off his hefty fines, Spotify users would need to stream his tracks near 287 million times (given all the money went into Nelly’s pocket).
The Internet is heeding the call. Enter #SaveNelly …
2:34 AM, still doin everything I can to save the man responsible for getting every 2002 hot chick to the dance floor pic.twitter.com/tggHzi99Ut
— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) September 13, 2016
Because college was so lit. #SaveNelly pic.twitter.com/9qCF8Ci2Vu
— RinaTurnDown (@DaHoneyDipTX) September 12, 2016
RT, follow my handcrafted Nelly Spotify playlist and hit repeat. We can do this. #savenelly https://t.co/arandZg8ua pic.twitter.com/j6lFFJ0lGU
— r + l = james (@chillhartman) September 12, 2016
I turned on Hot in Herre on @AppleMusic and will leave it on repeat for the rest of the night. Join me #SaveNelly
— Martenzie Johnson (@Martenzie) September 12, 2016
Couldn't save harambe but we can #SaveNelly
— Outlaws (@ItsOutlaws) September 13, 2016
U wouldn't B sliding your ebt card down the crack of strippers asses had it not been 4this man. U owe him #SaveNelly pic.twitter.com/qEF9u2JCgu
— Alexander Wright (@cassodinero) September 13, 2016
*Nelly needs help*
Me:IM COMING NELLY! #SaveNelly pic.twitter.com/PUyWcJH6VW— Glowing Keyblade (@Tinytay19) September 13, 2016
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