Did you know that every year, Pornhub releases a fat stack of statistics outlining various country’s porn use, and that these statistics are almost as fun to look at as porn itself? Could you imagine graduating from an esteemed University as a statistician, only to end up getting paid to crunch the numbers for the “Big Booty Latina” category and throw it into a press release?

Furthermore, did you know that as much as 20 percent of men and 13 percent of women admit to looking at pornography at work, and that’s why all of our articles come in late?

In Colorado, the most searched category for 2022 was “Goth,” which actually isn’t that absurd; according to our Colorado friends, the one thing missing from every male 20-something’s life is a woman clad in black leather and lipstick that’s down to smack you around just as hard as your parents did.

It’s not a terrible category, especially viewed with some other states. Utah’s top category search was “Mormon,” Nebraska’s top category was “Rub,” and Oregon’s top category was “Furry,” so all in all, we actually aren’t doing too bad.