What would it be like if we talked to humans the way we baby-talk to dogs?
Even though dog is man's best friend, we still talk to our canine companions as if they're fat little cartoon infants … which makes us think, what would it be like if we talked to humans the way we baby-talk to dogs?
1. "Do you have to poop? Make a little poopie? Are you full of poopie?"
2. "Who's a big hungry girl?"
3. "You're my snuggly little fur muffin, yes you are!"
4. "Did you seriously shit on the floor again?"
5. "Woof! Rawrrrrr … woof! Ha ha, I'm just trying to speak Dog to you."
6. "Hey, dude … fetch!"
7. "I'm going to neuter you today."
8. "Roll over and I'll give you a treat, baby."
9. "You're so cute I could just unhinge my jaw and swallow you whole!"
10. "Bro, you need to stop humping me."