If you find yourself asking any of the following questions during sex, then Houston, we have a problem. Whether that problem is you, your partner, or the fact that the video guy you hired to film the action wants to get "paid," well, that's up to you. Either way, we hope this list helps you identify your little bedroom problem before it becomes a thing you need to speak to Steve Burton, M.D. about.

If you find yourself asking any of the following questions during sex, then Houston, we have a problem. Whether that problem is you, your partner, or the fact that the video guy you hired to film the action wants to get "paid," well, that's up to you. Either way, we hope this list helps you identify your little bedroom problem before it becomes a thing you need to speak to Steve Burton, M.D. about.

1. What do you do with the titties?

2. Should I be able to smell my feet from here?

3. So, I'm using one arm to do the stuff … what do I do with the other one?

4. How hard do I have to blow?

5. Can some people come without releasing sound?

6. Is he tapping my clit to the beat of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins?

7. Why does he make me dress up like a linebacker and make me call him Coach?

8. How far can someone's tongue go into your mouth before it chokes and kills you?

9. Why does my girlfriend pee on me?

10. Do you fuck them before or after they leave the money on the dresser?

11. How much body chocolate is too much body chocolate?

12. Where did the condom go?

13. Why does this cum taste like mulled wine?

14. Why does the gentle knocking of his nuts on my bum make me think of all the knock-knock jokes I know?

15. When they say, "we should see other people" after sex, does that mean they need new glasses

16. … And this: