The internet is a bountiful deity, generous with its offerings … but sometimes it offers stuff that defies all logic, reasoning, and probably life on earth. Here are a few examples of some of those times.
The internet is a bountiful deity, generous with its offerings … but sometimes it offers stuff that defies all logic, reasoning, and probably life on earth. Here are a few examples of some of those times.
1. I Am Better Than Your Kids
An adult man with so, so much time on his hands eviscerates the creative work of children.
2. Write Work
A nice place with 10,000 papers and essays by other students to "inspire" your own work … and by "inspire," they mean "plaigarize this paper on the Revolutionary war!"
3. BuzzFeed
Somehow, some way, BuzzFeed's content is considered newsworthy, although the news is increasingly just cleverly-placed ad space … seems legit.
4. Career Excuse
You call them up, and they'll fake being a reference on your job application. They'll confirm your name, dates of employment, position, that you have tons of previous experience, and even write you a glowing reference as well. And, if their tactics don't work, they'll even front you $50 for unemployment ramen.
5. 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Oh, nothing, just a page of the internet dedicated to putting Arnold Schwarzenegger's face on anime cartoon's bodies. Just a place where the first thing you see is a prompt to be Rupert Murdoch's Facebook friend. No big deal.
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6. Time Cube
The best place on the internet to read a rant about the intersection of time travel and education reform, all in 108 pt. font!
7. OMFG Dogs
A beautiful, endlessly looping gif of dogs running through your acid trip.
8. Orange Juice Fan Page
A place where you can see all the different possible web addresses that could theoretically be sites about OJ, except that's all that's there. OJ!
9. Procatinator
It'll randomly select a cat photo and a song for you, then serve them up together in one heaping pile of awesome.
10. Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa
Get your fix of He Man singing "What's Going On?" by Four Non Blondes here. Or, don't.
11. Something Store
For $10, they'll ship you something completely random. They don't know what it is, and neither do you until you get it, but one thing's for sure. You just spent $10 on a Patrick Swayze beach towel.
12. Got Hates Shrimp
God loves you … but then again, you're not shrimp. Here's a website that harps on God's shellfish-hating message. No more ceviche for you, punk.
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13. Hosanna
This gem of the internet is half "web design platform" and half Afghan Hound breeder site. We're not sure if this is the best, or worst thing we've ever seen, but while we decide, we're going shopping for hounds with Hosanna.
14. I Look Like Barack Obama
Chronicles of the struggles one man who claims to look like Barack Obama. People constantly stop him in the street and ask him about healthcare, and he can't even leave his house without being asked to pull the trigger on an air strike. But, he does want people to know that while he and Barack share some (no) similar features, "Barack's other half is black, but my other half is also white … Another difference: I'm 5'10" tall, Barack is not 5'10", but he's close." Okay then!
15. Pornhub Comments on Stock Photos
Exactly what it says it is.
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16. Adult Vacation Parties
Their website says it best: "We help open-minded and adventurous adults, couples and singles searching for a fun-filled, wildly expressive, judgment-free holiday experience, find that perfect fantasy vacation." Okay, so beach orgies. Got it.
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