People can't people very well in the snow, but at least we're handling it better than these pets …
You may have noticed that it's snowing outside.
Yes. There is a lot of snow.
You may have also noticed that this particular blizzard has rendered you useless. In the snow, people can't people. They can't get to work, they can't leave the house to squeeze their girlfriend's boobs, and the only option is to go back inside after eating shit shoveling their driveways and pour a stiff drink.
But don't worry, it's not just you. Because in the snow, dogs can't dog very well either. And cats can't do whatever the hell it is that cats do. Snow, apart from being the great irritant, is also the great equalizer.
Here's some photographic evidence to prove it.