Look at the objects in these photos. Look at them!

Things aren't always sexy. Like swords, globes and fresh produce — they're more functional than anything else. That's why, for the Internet's sake, it sometimes takes a beautiful woman holding said object to make it really pop off of the page. Like, really pop off of it. 

We spent hours, days even, to bring you the absolute best photos of women holding inanimate objects to make them look sexier. Take a good look!