Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Kinda. 

Never downplay the importance of a good dating profile pic. It's the one thing that's either going to lead you down the path to wild genital flopping later, or back into your den of masturbatory solitude from whence you came.

For many, this goes without saying. But from the looks of these pictures, it seems eligible, self-advertising singles in Russia haven't quite acquainted themselves with the concept of a "first impression" just yet.

… Either that or they're complete master geniuses and we're just blowing it with our "look at me on a mountain with a dog!" pics.

You be the judge.

And we have one very special video for those who just can't get enough Russian beauty.