Celebrities aren't "real" people. But now they are …

Celebrities are not "real" people. Sure, they exist and whatever, but they all have the opportunities most of us do not. Like, personal trainer sessions instead of working 40 hours, drinking $200 breakfast milkshakes, decimating the whale population for facial cleanser? By all accounts, celebrities are not "real" people — they're manufactured.

But what if they were just like us — boring, a little heavy and without millions of dollars? Artist Danny Evans and his page Planet Hiltron figured it all out …