It's safe to say there are no shortages of puns in the cannabis industry replete with dispensary names like Starbuds, CannaSutra, Herban Legends, Chronorado and dozens of others.
But legal weed is so 2016 right now and the underground is moving on to bigger and better things — like cocaine. If and when it ever becomes legal, it'll breed new opportunities for capitalists to move in and profit huge with the Chinawhite. To do so, they're gonna need creative and unique brand names, though. Like: