If you have drugs, you probably shouldn't call attention to that little factoid. But that didn't stop a 50-year-old Florida (duh) man from wearing a shirt that read, "Who Needs Drugs? Seriously, I Have Drugs" and passing out, you guessed it, drugs to people at a Kmart. Cops found it rather easy to identify him …
If you have drugs, you probably shouldn't call attention to that little factoid. But that didn't stop a 50-year-old Florida man from wearing a shirt that read, "Who Needs Drugs? Seriously, I Have Drugs" and passing out, you guessed it, drugs to people at a Kmart. Cops found it rather easy to identify him …
What's even more fun is that a he did this in front of a deputy, who saw him attempt to pass a plastic bag containing a curious combination of pot and meth to another customer on the checkout line.
When that person didn't take the bag, police say the man walked to another register where he placed the drug-filled baggie on the ground. Um, sure, just put that anywhere!
He returned to pay for his items, but store employees informed officers about the bag and he was arrested on one count of possession of methamphetamine and one count of possession of marijuana.
Fascinatingly he's not the first person to be arrested while wearing ironically incriminating t-shirts.
In November, Deborah Delane Asher was busted in Kentucky for meth possession while wearing an "I love crystal meth" shirt.
Raise your hand if you don't think she needed a shirt to get that point across …
But if neither of those t-shirts fit your sartorial sensibilities, you could always consider donning one of the following options for your next drug deal if you love jail food and ironic arrest reports …
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