Five sauced British boys use their alcohol-fueled superhuman strength to repair damaged civic structures around their town. Shots all around!

Five drunk British youngsters single handedly restored faith in humanity by using their alcohol-fueled super-strength to fix a broken bike rack. The group of Samaritan angels decided to beautify the cityscape around 3 AM last night, after loitering around in Lincolnshire, Britain. The bike rack had damaged in a car wreck, but was still waiting on repairs.

Local politician Stephen Woodcliffe called the footage "remarkable." Ah, the power of alcohol. Now if someone could just get drunk and fix Boulder.