A Japanese man has transformed into a turkey in the name of art, using nothing more than a misinformed sense of what you can consider art and a sweater.

A Japanese man has transformed into a turkey in the name of art, using nothing more than a misinformed sense of what you can consider art and a sweater.

And like all great art, the turkey transformation started with a shivering naked man with a negative balance in his checking account. 

That man was Japanese comedian Sebuyama. He couldn't afford to buy himself some appropriate winter clothes, so he did what any shivering, naked, penniless man would do; he bought himself a flesh-colored sweater and proceeded to stick his entire body into it for warmth. When he was done, he noticed he looked like a turkey.

That's when the transformation began.

Like a poultry Teen-Wolf, he took to the streets, strutting his stuff like a true sandwich filler. Oh god, we're getting so hungry…

Losing his humanity, he adopted the physical and emotional makeup of a turkey, even going to far as to cluck or chortle or whatever it is turkeys do in the town square. Now that's what you call commitment, kids!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do art right. Now can someone please invite him to our house for Thanksgiving?