The days of actually touching yourself while masturbating are gone. Indiegogo raised more than $70,000 for an automatic blow job dispenser that provides thousands of hours of hands-free, "surprisingly good" feeling head. Now that your hands are free, you'll be able to text your mom you're going to be late for dinner. 

The days of actually touching yourself while masturbating are gone. Indiegogo raised more than $70,000 for an automatic blow job dispenser that provides thousands of hours of hands-free, "surprisingly good" feeling head. Now that your hands are free, you'll be able to text your mom you're going to be late for dinner.

An appliance-like masturbation device is exactly what the world has been been waiting for. Who has time to find someone to actually suck their dick? Not us, and not Brian Sloan, the creator of this magnificent machine. We'll let him go over the specifics, so you can sit back and relax.