It's always this good, kid. You're welcome.
Remember the first time you ever had bacon? Of course not, but your brain probably fired off "we just did heroin" levels of pleasure hormones.
The one upside of everyone having a camera in their pocket is the ability to document every single hilarious thing that happens — including the first time you put away the mushy peas and blow little Junior's taste buds out of the stratosphere.
We feel like screaming every time we eat bacon too, kid. That feeling never goes away.
It would be fun to see the "Where Are They Now?" episode featuring this kid in 18 years, and how much mind-melting bacon he's plowed away in that short amount of time.