Between the bacon mouth wash and bacon condoms, we're not sure if life can get any better. Of course, if your girlfriend's an orthodox jew then the bacon condom might not be the best invention. J&D, a company with the sole purpose of making everything taste like bacon, developed this delectable bedroom treat for anyone who believes wrapping your dick with bacon seems like a good idea. For added pleasure, the condom uses bacon lube as the actual lubricant. We aren't sure what the health side-effects might be, but in the meantime, it doesn't hurt to try wrapping your meat in meat.