An armed robber was no match for Australia's premier male stripping group, the Thunder From Down Under, who recently took a gunman down thanks in part to the strength and smoothness of their chiseled arms and chests.

An armed robber was no match for Australia's premier male stripping group, the Thunder From Down Under, who recently took a gunman down thanks in part to the strength and smoothness of their chiseled arms and chests.

The offending gent broke into the Thunder From Down Under dressing room at the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas and went straight for the crown jewels: the performer's makeup and outfits.

The arrest report says several people noticed the man wandering around, but just assumed he was a new dancer since he was swearing a SWAT hat and a firefighter shirt, presumably which he had stolen from the dancers.

But when a few of the strippers noticed their makeup and costumes were missing, they zeroed in on the intruder with their majestic blend of buttocks and brains, and took him down with their "dynamic dance routines, barely there costumes, state-of-the-art lighting and chiseled abs." At some point, the stripper-in-disguise pulled out a firearm and let a shot loose, but he was subdued by the mind-melting sexiness of the Thunder From Down Under.

One stripper recieved a powder burn from the impact of the shot, but we both know that only made him dance with more passion later that night. Which brings to mind an old saying we just made up: never bring a gun to a cock-fight.