Beyoncé's baby daddy should be happy for his boo. The woman who inspired other women to convince their unrelenting boyfriends, lovers and sugar daddies to put a ring on it set a world record after her unanticipated, un-marked, unsolicited and un-fucking believable self-titled album made it to No. 1 on the Billboard charts. That made her the first female artist to have five consecutive albums atop the Billboard charts. Beyoncé also sold 800,000 copies of her new album in four days, only trailing the sales of Justin Timberlake, Eminem and Drake for the year's top sellers. While the numbers might be impressive, we're still not falling for her premarital propaganda of rings and fingers and shit.