Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez got bored as fuck one day and decided to do something about it. What happened next would be the first in a series of hilarious "Found" posters they'd attach to poles around neighborhoods for others to gawk at— physical memes if you will. 

Bathe in someone's milk water? Sure! Need to get blood stains out of carpet!? You betcha! 

The two create the signs and archive them on Instagram, an account well into the 50,000 followers right now. Here is but a taste …

[all photos courtesy @truewagner]