Psychologically wandering out of our prison-like windows in the office can be a daunting task during most days. It’s taken us years to master the true art of absent-mindedly staring into a pile of paperclips while simultaneously dreaming of what could have been had we been born into wealth. Our favorite mind candy narrative would have to be the one where we’re not paying our fair share of taxes and skirting around things like the law and reliance on looks alone. To be rich is to own the super human ability of actually benefiting from being ugly and an asshole. A dream world indeed…
But what does that have to do with anything we’re saying here? Nothing really. It has nothing to do with it other than our heavy affinity for daydreaming the clock down on all the weekdays ending in the letter y.
Sometimes our imagination needs a bit of a boost from time to time though. For the better part of the workday today our inspiration has come from the news that Bruno Mars announced tour dates. And yes, he’s coming to Denver-ish.
Mars is fresh off of his Grammy win for Best Pop Vocal Album and will also be appearing at this year’s Super Bowl halftime show with a few aging burnouts named the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Our friends over at the International Business Times had this to say to people wondering when the show might be. (Though we’re curious; you’re not watching the Broncos game? Square!)
The contest itself is set to begin at 6:30 p.m. ET at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Halftime in most NFL games usually begins about an hour after kickoff. However, the Super Bowl features more commercials than a normal game. This year’s halftime show is expected to begin a little after 8 p.m. ET.
Tickets range from $39.95 (lawn) to $89.95-$129.50 (reserved) and will go on sale this Monday, February 3rd, at 10 a.m.
APR. 18 HONOLULU, HI | BLAISDELL ARENA
APR. 19 HONOLULU, HI | BLAISDELL ARENA
MAY 27 FRESNO, CA | SAVE MART CENTER W/ ALOE BLACC
MAY 28 OAKLAND, CA | ORACLE ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
MAY 31 LOS ANGELES, CA | HOLLYWOOD BOWL W/ SPECIAL GUEST PHARRELL WILLIAMS
JUN. 1 LOS ANGELES, CA | HOLLYWOOD BOWL W/ SPECIAL GUEST PHARRELL WILLIAMS
JUN. 4 TULSA, OK | BOK CENTER W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 6 MEMPHIS, TN | FEDEX FORUM W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 7 NEW ORLEANS, LA | NEW ORLEANS ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 10 LITTLE ROCK, AR | VERIZON ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 11 BIRMINGHAM, AL | CIVIC CENTER ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 13 COLUMBIA, SC | COLONIAL LIFE ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 14 RALEIGH, NC | PNC ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 17 GRAND RAPIDS, MI | VAN ANDEL ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 18 AUBURN HILLS, MI | THE PALACE OF AUBURN HILLS W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 20 TINLEY PARK, IL | MIDWEST BANK AMPHITHEATRE W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 21 SAINT PAUL, MN | XCEL ENERGY CENTER W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 23 OMAHA, NE | CENTURYLINK CENTER W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 25 MILWAUKEE, WI | SUMMERFEST W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 27 CINCINNATI, OH | US BANK ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 28 CLEVELAND, OH | QUICKEN LOANS ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUN. 30 BUFFALO, NY | FIRST NIAGARA CENTER W/ ALOE BLACC
JUL. 2 BOSTON, MA | TD GARDEN W/ ALOE BLACC
JUL. 9 HARTFORD, CT | XFINITY THEATRE W/ ALOE BLACC
JUL. 11 BRISTOW, VA | JIFFY LUBE LIVE W/ ALOE BLACC
JUL. 12 HERSHEY, PA | HERSHEYPARK STADIUM
JUL. 14 NEW YORK, NY | MADISON SQUARE GARDEN W/ SPECIAL GUEST PHARRELL WILLIAMS
JUL. 15 NEW YORK, NY | MADISON SQUARE GARDEN W/ SPECIAL GUEST PHARRELL WILLIAMS
JUL. 17 CAMDEN, NJ | SUSQUEHANNA BANK CENTER W/ ALOE BLACC
JUL. 18 MANCHESTER, NH | VERIZON WIRELESS ARENA W/ ALOE BLACC
JUL. 20 ALBANY, NY | TIMES UNION CENTER W/ ALOE BLACC
JUL. 23 MONTREAL, QC | BELL CENTRE W/ SPECIAL GUEST PHARRELL WILLIAMS
JUL. 24 OTTAWA, ON | CANADIAN TIRE CENTRE W/ SPECIAL GUEST PHARRELL WILLIAMS
JUL. 26 TORONTO, ON | AIR CANADA CENTRE W/ SPECIAL GUEST PHARRELL WILLIAMS
AUG. 2 WINNIPEG, MB | MTS CENTRE
AUG. 3 SASKATOON, SK | CREDIT UNION CENTRE
AUG. 5 CALGARY, AB | SCOTIABANK SADDLEDOME
AUG. 9 GEORGE, WA | THE GORGE AMPHITHEATER
AUG. 11 EUGENE, OR | MATTHEW KNIGHT ARENA
AUG. 14 STATELINE, NV | HARVEYS LAKE TAHOE OUTDOOR ARENA
AUG. 15 SAN JOSE, CA | SAP CENTER AT SAN JOSE
AUG. 17 ENGLEWOOD, CO | FIDDLER'S GREEN AMPHITHEATRE
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