Vices

Overheards

Overheards

Videos

DMX serenades us with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

Jokes

The postman is always delivering late

Shots

Monday Morning Shot: Green Iguana

Ups & Downs

I want to beep bop boop your beep bop.

Videos

Skrillex and the boat

Booze

Welcome to the world of Malt Beverages

Videos

Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa from the Rooster family – and the adopted monkey

Videos

Cat jump fail

Caption Contest

“I feel a strong disturbance in the force… Right… Here!”

Caption Contest

Mom, take the photo now!

Caption Contest

Beat Our Caption

Features (Morning After)

And you thought your crazy ex was the scariest shit in town.

Vices

Guys night out vs. Girls night out: so similar yet so different.

Ups & Downs

Common Sense isn’t so common

Vices

Nowadays medical breakthroughs are a dime a dozen but here are seven that kick ass

Vices

6 Ways to educate yourself without going to college

Vices

Idiots we see at the gym

Jokes

Joke of the Day

Features (Morning After)

We’d drink our piss if it meant we wouldn’t be hungover this morning

News Briefs

Another reason we love politics!

Features (Morning After)

How to be a better dictator

Gadgets

To honor beer’s greatness here’s a brief history of the holy joke juice.

Vices

Which is a better return on your college tuition dollars: the stock market or yourself?