This totally get us in the mood …
Holidays are a perfect way to theme how you get completely wasted. And while most of them are breeding grounds for racism and cultural insensitivity, the one that's completely squeaky clean is 4/20.
There's no stupid religion behind it, or overtones of cultural appropriation or bad accents or sombreros or anything that'll piss people off — just good ol' fashioned gettin' high.
And there's no better way to set the mood than to tuck into the deep catalog of stoner comedies. Some people might think they're stupid, but they get exponentially funnier the higher you get.
Man, any hope of getting work done today has completely gone out the window. But since it's a national holiday, our boss probably knew that already.