Celebrities are stupid …

1. From high-school-esque relationship issues, to weird tweets, to this bizarre photoshopped image for no reason — Chris Brown is losing his god damned mind!

2. One of Katy Perry's many culturally appropriated videos has reached the 1 billion mark on Vevo — but jesus, we love that song …

3. A guy named Scooter compared Justin Bieber to Bob Dylan … because his name is Scooter … smh

4. Melvin's co-founder Buzz Osborne calls the Kurt Cobain documentary Montage of Heck "90 percent … bullshit" — because, duh?

5. Forbes' list of top earning athletes this year is topped by a man who skipped around a boxing ring for only a few minutes … 'Merica …